January 2010
15 posts
Ugly Betty
Christina: I'm going to put your profile on Bachelocity.com.
Betty: Internet dating? Why don't you just chop me into pieces yourself and cut out the middleman?
“Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that...”
– G.K. Chesterton
Ugly Betty
Betty: Henry, please. Stop... stop being so nice. You're not making this any easier.
Henry: Well, what am I supposed to do?
Betty: I don't know. Kick a puppy, or knock over a midget.
Henry: I think the more considerate term is "little person."
“The 1980’s called, they want their security system back.”
– Garcia, Criminal Minds
Dr. Phil
Dad: Go clean up the dogs mess, please.
Kid: Why doesn't my younger brother have to do it?
Dad: Because he's four.
Alice in Wonderland
Alice: You mean impossible?
Doorknob: No. Impassable. Nothing is impossible.
“Come by and see me, I’m a love letter away.”
– Voxtrot - The start of something new
“Let the wild rumpus begin!”
– Where The Wild Things Are
“Don’t go. I’ll eat you up, I love you so.”
– Where The Wild Things Are
“Say you would, say you could, say you’d come and stop the rain.”
– Vanessa Carlton - Sway
Sicko
Michael Moore: Can you tell me where daddy's going?
Kid: Irak.
Michael Moore: Why is he going to Irak?
Kid: To do some plumming.
“Come for the breast, stay for the brains.”
– The Big Bang Theorie
“He’s counting on you to send soldiers to help him.
So is an enemy sniper.”